Crash Test Dummies Blog

Written by Brad Roberts

23 Dec

CTD Holiday Contest Winners

Thanks to everyone who have sent in questions for Brad to answer for a chance of winning one of the 3 signed copies of Jingle All The Way.

Winner # 1 Question:

“How do you schedule your time on a daily basis as a musician/songwriter to get creative work done?”

Answer #1:

This is an excellent question. the answer comes in two parts.

Before I had a record deal, I chose to tend bar, as the tips were in cash, and my work week was flexible. Also, the job was very social, and I liked that it got me out of my writing solitude and into the world of people. (Left to my own devices, I would never leave the cozy environs of my apartment.) This arrangement worked very nicely. I always wrote in the evenings during the god shuffled period. after putting in a few hours, I’d go out for a cocktail, and hit the hay around 4am.

Now that I have the money to pursue writing more leisurely, I find that in fact too much unstructured time isn’t good for my head; and when my head is no good I can’t write. as a result, now I have to go out of the way to do other things so that i can keep my faculties going so that I can then come home to write. These days its kickboxing, yoga, and old-school shaves at my barber.

Thanks for writing.

Winner # 2 Question:

I own all of your albums and I wonder what your inspiration/intention/tendency is in sticking so close to rhymed couplets (all the way back to The Ghosts That Haunt Me to Songs of the Unforgiven)? Have you ever been tempted to move towards a completely different lyrical structure?

Answer #2:

Interesting comment, my man. My verses are often not rhyming couplets, but rather A/B/C/B, or the more challenging A/B/A/B. I find it useful to switch to rhyming couplets – A/A B/B – when I get to a chorus, just to change up the vibe. I have to admit i’m getting a little sick of myself now that you mention it. maybe i’ll try some new things.

Winner # 3 Question:

I see how your early writing was influenced by your English and Philosophy studies (GSHF).  What influences your latest work?

Answer #3:

In my early writing, my studies were evident in a more obvious way than they are now; more lately, so-called ‘life experience’ has layered itself into the newer work, but the early influences remain just the same.

The Toys record, still under construction,  is the most playful, positive thing I’ve written in some time. The record spans many genres, and I do everything from Tin Pan Alley, to Solemn Ballad, to Nasty Ass Old School Rock ‘n’ Roll.

The following is a list of some other interesting questions asked:

Question #4:

I’ll be interning at DC Comics next year in NY, NY so I’m interested in what you think of it up there, since you’ve lived all over- Nova Scotia, Canada, London, New York, I was wondering which you prefer and where do you see yourself a decade or so from now (still in NY?)

Answer #4:

DC comics treated me very well during the Superman song period. They even had a panel in one of their comics where a guy is wearing the name ‘Crash Test Dummies’ on his shirt, as a kind of shout-out to me. Very sweet of them.

Question #5:

I know there’s a comment from Benjamin Darvill regarding the decision to call I Don’t Care That You Don’t Mind a CTD album, has there been any comment on the continued calling albums like Puss N Boots, Songs for the Unforgiven, etc. CTD albums without featuring20all of the core line-up?

Did you or any of your bandmates have a say in the track list for the best-of?

Weird Al has singled CTD out as one of the most supportive when it came to his parody of their song. What was your initial reaction when you found out he was going to do “Headline News”?

Answer #5:

RE Ben: He and I have been speaking recently about his solo career, which has been going well, by the way. And it is true that the core line up hasn’t appeared on any record since ‘A Worm’s Life’, let alone ‘I Don’t Care’.

However, as the founder of the band and the owner of the name, not to mention the frontman and songwriter, I have released many records under that name Crash Test Dummies, simply because people know the name. Our core line up disintegrated when i decided not to tour any more after the ‘I Don’t Care…’ release. No hard feelings, just moving on. Mitch and Dan and Ben all have kids now. I’m very happily married living in NYC and hate the road and nd Ellen is happy to be in Toronto with her friends and loved ones. The core line up is simply no longer viable.

We had some say, but not the final work on the best of track list. It was all about money.

I consider being covered by Weird Al a milestone event and a real honor. And i’m very serious. I admire him, and I love his shamelessness.

Question #6:

Instead of beating your brain on “band or your life questions”, I want to check in on your thoughts of the Trailer Park Boys show being canceled? I am one of the few Americans who have been fortunate enough to stumble across this amazing show and noticed you mention them in one of your blogs. Well recently it was announced there will be no more Seasons of TPB and I am so sad. How does it make you feel and have you ever met those blokes?

Answer #6:

I too was devastated by the cancellation. I have never met these good lads, but I have walked through many a trailer park in Halifax, and they have that world nailed to a freakin’ T.

Question #7:

Why not for this next CTD album, make a real last big physic album on CD with a part on DVD of cool stuffs & a complete CTD videographie ?

Answer #7:

I tried to make a DVD once and I failed. Yhis has left a bitter taste in my mouth. They are way more complicated than making records and I’ve not got the time nor the inclination. But I appreciate your interest.

Maybe I can think of some cheap hand-held thing to do for the Toys record. I’m on shoe string budgets!

Je suis desole, i wish i could speak more french.

Question #8:

Now that you’ve been an active participant in the practice of yoga for a few years now, and you must be super-flexible.  Can you manage to lock both your legs behind your head now?  And if so, it bodes another question.  Why??

Answer #8:

You and I both know that my interest in yoga is to become flexible enough to fulfill every man’s dream – to suck his own dick. Smart ass. ;)

Thanks to everyone who sent in questions! Happy Holidays!

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12 Dec

Response to comments

Hey there folks,

Thanks for your comments. Nice to see some of you are visiting the site.

Regarding the new Toys album. First of all, it won’t be released until early Spring, so this is a little premature on my part, but here goes anyway. There are many of you who would like to have a ‘real’ CD, not ‘just’ a download. I do not yet know if I could handle the mail order business that would come through here for hard copies. Its a lot of administration, whereas the download is no trouble at all (on this end).

So I’ve done a little investigating and I believe I may have a compromise. Apparently it is possible to download artwork with the album and one can even download an entire booklet with all credits, graphics, etc. It may even be possible to make it possible to print these out and put into a jewel case. Thus one has a ‘physical’ copy by just burning the tunes onto a disc, and putting them in a jewel case which will fit a booklet of info.

I will see if I can do any better than this. In the meantime, thanks so much for your interest. This record is turning into a two volume work, with 20 songs completed (unmixed) to date. I’m quite excited to get it out there.

Its warmed up a little bit in New York, but I still have to get a fire going in the wood stove. That’s right folks, I’m probably the only person in New York who heats his apartment with wood. I really don’t mind; in fact its downright cozy. One wood stove-related minor casualty recently, however – I bought a packet of wood that was full of cockroaches, all of whom went running into my walls as soon as I opening the packet. Now i have a full fledged war going on with the cockroaches.

My old manager Jeff Rogers is here in NYC and crashing on my couch. He has all kinds of ideas for promoting the Toys record. Some of it involves touring. I have absolutely no desire to tour. The only good thing about touring is performing. That is something I’m good at, something I enjoy. But the constant travel, living out of a suitcase, the greasy truck stop food, the lack of physical exercise (sitting in a van for hours every day) – everything about it just plain sucks. So I’m not making any promises.

I hope you folks out there aren’t being hit too badly with the stock market. I have many friends here in NYC who are losing jobs. Lets hope this thing turns around sooner than later.

Anyhow, thanks folks once again for checking out.



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01 Dec


Well, here I sit with my usual insomnia. I have not been able to sleep until about four in the morning lately. It’s interfering with my work and it is starting to pick my ass. But, you do what you can. The strangest part is that I have nothing to be stressed about, except the insomnia. A vicious circle.

I sat down today and in just one hour, I wrote an entire lyric and set it to chords/melody. It came out great. I can’t seem to stop coming up with more stuff. I wasn’t even trying. Weird.

I had planned to make the new record available as a download only. However, I’d consider running some cd’s with artwork if there is any fan interest. I can’t get the record to your retail outlet, but I could do a mail order thing. Its time consuming and costly, but like i say….

By the way, I won’t be writing about politics or religion any time soon. I’m unpopular with some folks over my recent comments. No hate mail though.

The only spiritual experience I ever had was in bed with a woman. Suddenly it was as though we were fused and I had no separate identity. We were locked together in a way that hasn’t happened before or since. So god and I are on pretty good terms.

I had a medium talk to me a few days ago. She proceeded to tell me what I’ve been doing for the last few years with the Toy Record. It was quite uncanny. Apparently the energy surrounding the record is strong. If you believe in that stuff. I’m still a sceptic. My dead Grandmother tried to talk to me, about what remained unclear. Hi Grandma.

Time for me to try sleep. Hope this finds you folks well.


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