Music
Puss 'N' Boots
©2003
It's A Shame
I wanna get you high
But I'm gonna make you cry
You'll hate me, and you’ll miss me when I’m gone
It's been a little dry
But still I'm gonna try
You'll miss the stuff I get when you are gone

And it's a shame, and I'm to blame
Its gonna end, we won't be friends
And when it's past, you'll have had a blast
And I'll be happy for you
And for me, too

I see you touch your hip
I see you bite your lip
I'll miss it, when you get to movin' on
And when I trip
On them girly strips,
They'll be just like you, or any other one

And it's a shame, and I'm to blame
It's gonna end, we won't be friends
And when it's past, you'll have had a blast
And I'll be happy for you
And for me, too

I wanna just pretend
But I know in the end
That I will never win like this again
But if I have to choose
I think I'd rather lose
The easy way has always been my friend

And it's a shame, and I'm to blame
It's gonna end, we won't be friends
And when it's past, you'll have had a blast
And I'll be happy for you
And for me, too
Everything Is Better With Me
I'm gonna take you down
And I don't fool around
With no talkin'
I'll take you for a ride
I'll make you feel inside
What I'm feelin'

And I know
That you'll see
Everything is better with me
And I know
That you'll find
You can't get me out of your mind

You'll be hypnotized
By my beady little eyes
You can't help it
And in you're walking sleep
You'll feel it way down deep
And you'll want it

And I know
That you'll see
Everything is better with me
And I know
That you'll find
You can't get me out of your mind

I'll light your cigarette
And stroke your pretty head
In the mornin'
And when you're laying there
With my fingers in your hair
You’ll get thinkin'

And I know
That you'll see
Everything is better with me
And I know
That you'll find
You can't get me out of your mind
Triple Master Blaster
Make it stronger, take it faster
Fake it longer, make it last her
Natural causes, fake disasters
Teeth and claws and slaves and masters

Pull it harder, push it faster
Here it comes, here it comes
It's the triple master blaster
Here it comes, here it comes

Fake the price and push it higher
Make it back and sell the buyer
Throw the ball and fetch that stick
And chase your tail until you're sick

Pull it harder, push it faster
Here it comes, here it comes
It's the triple master blaster
Here it comes, here it comes

Pump the hand, close the deal
Then stuff it in and lick the seal
Turn it up and make it louder
Suck it back and feel the power

Pull it harder, push it faster
Here it comes, here it comes
It's the triple master blaster
Here it comes, here it comes
I'm The Man (That You Are Not)
Here's a nasty little queen
There's a boy who loves his mother
Here’s another operator
Thinkin' that he's got it covered

You're in a jam
You're tied up in knots
And I'm the man
That you are not
Yeah, I'm the man
That you are not

Here's some white boy doin' time
There's one that got out
Here's another brother who seems to think
He knows what it's about

You're in a jam
You're tied up in knots
And I'm the man
That you are not
Yeah, I'm the man
That you are not

I'm the one just sittin' back
Waitin' here alone
I stay inside and shut the blinds
Do everything by phone

You're in a jam
You’re tied up in knots
And I'm the man
That you are not
Yeah, I'm the man
That you are not
Stupid Same
I know the guy who we can blame
I even know his middle name
I never liked his stupid games

And if he tries to hunt us down
Or thinks that he can fool around
Well, we'll find him first and he will see
He'll never get to you or me
He'll never get to you or me

I know the guy who we can blame
He hasn't any sense of shame
He'll always be the stupid same

And if he tries to hunt us down
Or thinks that he can fool around
Well, we'll find him first and he will see
He'll never get to you or me
He'll never get to you or me

I know a guy who we can nail
I've drank with him, I've had his tail
We'll send him something in the mail

And if he tries to hunt us down
Or thinks that he can fool around
Well, we'll find him first and he will see
He'll never get to you or me
He'll never get to you or me
I'll See What I Can Do
I could love you once or twice
I think you’d find it very nice
But then I’d have to call it quits
And tear you're little heart to bits

I think you're gonna come with me
I think you'll like it, too
And when you beg me for some more
I'll see what I can do

I could meet you once or twice
We'd drink our drinks and suck the ice
And I would pay and we would chat
And talk of this and laugh at that and

I think you're gonna come with me
I think you'll like it, too
And when you beg me for some more
I'll see what I can do

And when I take you home to play
And sing my tiny heart away
I think you're gonna like my licks
I think I'm gonna give you my itch, and

I think you're gonna come with me
I think you'll like it, too
And when you beg me for some more
I'll see what I can do
I think you're gonna come with me
I think you'll like it, too
And when you beg me for some more
I'll see what I can do
Your Gun Won't Fire
All that shit's in the past
But it still seems to last
When you're layin' in bed
Thinkin' 'bout what you said

So don't bother tryin'
You're whole world is wired
You can set your sights
But your gun won't fire

When the cat's in the bag
It turns out there's a snag
And it's a slap in the head
When you're tossin' in bed

So don't bother tryin'
You're whole world is wired
You can set your sights
But your gun won't fire

It's a slap in the face
When you're losin' the race
Now it's all down the crapper
There's no snap in my snapper

So don't bother tryin'
You're whole world is wired
You can set your sights
But your gun won't fire
Flying Feeling
I'm going to the quick of the nail
I'm going to the bone
I'm gonna sharpen up my steel
I'm lookin’ for the blood in the stone

I wanna get that flyin' feelin'
I can't leave it alone
I wanna get that flyin' feelin'
I can't leave it alone

I'm gonna burn one and get it goin' on
Your pretty little hand on my wheel
I'm gonna get on my accelerator
And show you how good I feel

I wanna get that flyin' feelin'
I can't leave it alone
I wanna get that flyin' feelin'
I can't leave it alone

I'm gonna find my way right to that hot spot
I'm gonna be the one
I'm gonna get my face right in there
I'm gonna get it done

I wanna get that flyin' feelin'
I can't leave it alone
I wanna get that flyin' feelin'
I can't leave it alone
If Ya Wanna Know
I never realized how much I prized you
I never thought you’d do me just one time
And if I could again lay eyes upon on you
I know I'd make you want me one more time

The days are long, the nights are hot without you
I put your picture right beside my bed
When I run out of things for me to do to you
I do them all again inside my head

And if you wanna know what I wanna do
Just ask me, I'll show you
And if you think you know what I wanna do
Don’t ask me, I'll trust you

I'll bend upon my knees to help you, baby
I wanna make it easy for you too
And when I finally get to please you, baby
You’ll want to take your turn and try me too

And if you wanna know what I wanna do
Just ask me, I'll show you
And if you think you know what I wanna do
Don’t ask me, I'll trust you

I watch at night, I've trained my sights right on you
and I won’t let you get away next time
and when I finally get my hands upon you
I know I'll make you want me one more time

And if you wanna know what I wanna do
Just ask me, I'll show you
And if you think you know what I wanna do
Don't ask me, I'll trust you
Bye Bye Baby, Goodbye
Take that back or I'll mess you up
I've had it up to here
Get back in your car and drive
And put it in high gear

Cause now you're gone,
And I'm lovin' it
Bye-bye baby, goodbye
I'm on my own
And I'm lovin' it
Bye-bye baby, goodbye
Bye-bye baby, goodbye

Take that dog and tie her up
Let the bitch bark all night
Feel your trigger finger itch
You're spoilin' for a fight

Cause now you're gone,
And I'm lovin’ it
Bye-bye baby, goodbye
I'm on my own
And I'm lovin' it
Bye-bye baby, goodbye
Bye-bye baby, goodbye

Take that dish and reel her in
Kiss her on the head
Take that wish and put it back
Inside your silly head

Cause now you're gone,
And I'm lovin' it
Bye-bye baby, goodbye
I'm on my own
And I'm lovin' it
Bye-bye baby, goodbye
Bye-bye baby, goodbye
I Never Try That Hard
I'm not that cruel, I'm not that kind
There's really nothing on my mind
Believe me
And when I'm talking in my sleep
It doesn't ever get that deep
There's not much to me

I never try that hard, so everything is easy
And if I hold on tight, I only get dizzy
And if I'm left alone, I can always please me

I add up all the good I've done
Then count the bad things one by one
And it evens out
And if I've had the odd regret
It’s nothing that I can't forget
To think about

I never try that hard, so everything is easy
And if I hold on tight, I only get dizzy
And if I'm left alone, I can always please me

I know that we won't last for long
That someone else will come along
And play his hand
And when we’re layin' in our bed
And you're wishin' he were here instead
I'll understand

I never try that hard, so everything is easy
And if I hold on tight, I only get dizzy
And if I'm left alone, I can always please me
Never Bother Looking Back
It felt real nice
I didn't think twice
It felt real good
Like I knew it would

And I don't care and I don't mind
If I'm unfair or you're unkind
'Cause right now I'm still kickin' back
It doesn't matter
I never bother looking back

It felt real fine
It was all mine
It's not too strong
It didn't last for long

And I don't care and I don't mind
If I'm unfair or you're unkind
'Cause right now I'm still kickin' back
It doesn't matter
I never bother looking back

It felt real good
Like I knew it should
It felt so good
Like I knew it would

And I don't care and I don't mind
If I'm unfair or you're unkind
'Cause right now I'm still kickin' back
It doesn't matter
I never bother looking back
It'll Never Leave You Alone
I think I'll have just one
Well, maybe just another one
Of course, the third one’s so much fun

It'll never leave you alone
And if you try and tell it to go
You'll just turn around
And bring it right back home

I think I'll have a puff
One should be enough
It shouldn’t have to be that tough

It'll never leave you alone
And if you try and tell it to go
You’ll just turn around
And bring it right back home

I think it's time for a sniff
Just a little teensy whiff
My head is howling and my bones are stiff
So would you like a hit?
Just a little teensy-weensy bit?
I think you're gonna like it

It'll never leave you alone
And if you try and tell it to go
You’ll just turn around
And bring it right back home